verdanda:

Ah yes, the lovely worlds of Salmon and Melon Day 

verdanda:

I have three categories of Villain: 

  1. Kid trying to be Suede 
  2. Suede 
  3. Ancient unholy abomination 

Seve: Literally had children with a planet 

verdanda:

Imagine if UGI was written in the languages the characters were speaking

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… nevermind. 

u ok auto correct 

verdanda:

Writing UGI more like “We haven’t had a tangental rant in a while. Time to talk about the god of potatoes” 

Casually interrupts the entire story to explain why the word “trouser” is hilarious 

>Doesn’t write for a week

>Writes 2k in one sitting

Ah, progress. 

verdanda:

Yorelsburg is the kind of guy that if he wasn’t such a LARGE HAM the song “Don’t stand so close to me” would fit his life very well 

verdanda:

Yorelsburg is the kind of guy that if he wasn’t such a LARGE HAM the song “Don’t stand so close to me” would fit his life very well 

The running gag that all women from Melandei are just casually armed to the teeth at all times is becoming one of my favourites